A Dire Straits classic becomes an introduction to Eunomia - and to DIrty Murph. Let us tell you about the key features and benefits of our offer to you...
Peter - vocals, rhythm guitar • Steve - lead guitar, bass • Ian - keyboard • Mark - backing vocals • Ann - flute • Pete - drums
lyrics
Well if there’s litter in your park,
Or you’re feeling in the dark about bin rounds
You’re looking for a way to increase recycling
The wind is blowing plastic bags down the high street
You need advice ‘bout how to get it all in the bin
Put out a tender and get half a dozen responses
Coming in by e-mail, you put them all to the test
Competition from other places
Uh but we’re the best around
Way on southwest
Way on southwest
Bristol town
Check out guitar Steve, he can easily achieve
A literature review that’ll make you want to cry or sing
If you need your quality assured, there’s Ian on keyboard
He’ll give your ISO system a thorough auditing
Then Ann she plays the flute, but she’s seriously astute
In her daytime job, doing LCAs
And Mark sings the songs that need tunefulness
And models waste flows in a unique way
We’re the consultants
We’re the consultants of bins
This guy Pete foolin’ around at the back here
He’s a drumming subcontractor drafted in for his expertise
And Hannah likes to sing – but her consultancy thing
Is researching single use plastic policies
We’re the consultants
We’re the consultants who play waste comedy
Now I’m Peter, sometimes they let me near the microphone
But mostly I advise on the laws on recycling
Goodnight, but before you go home
Here’s a thought from my colleagues in marketing
