Meeting necessary administrative requirements through the medium of rock...
Steve - vocals, guitars, bass • Ian - keyboard • Pete - drums
lyrics
I’m gonna buy a class M1 vehicle
And paint it blood red
I’m gonna drive it to the end of the world
And right off of the edge
And when the reaper comes to call
For my car and me
I’ll say, “Take me down to hell, but take my car
To an authorised treatment facility”
CHORUS
And gimme a certificate of destruction
To prove my car is off the road
Certificate of destruction
Issue that document and heal my soul
Certificate of destruction
Don’t leave my car in purgatory
Certificate of destruction
For the deregistration of an ELV
Yeah gimme heavy metal:
Cadmium, mercury and lead
And put me through the shredder, because
You know I love to shred
But I don’t want no heavy metals,
In no shredder residue
So restrict them to the applications listed in
The ELV Directive’s Annex II
