Nothing is ever right first time. Everyone has an opinion. It seemed appropriate to borrow the work of a band whose leader regularly sacked all its members to lament the tyranny of track changes and the inevitability of edits.
Mark - vocals • Steve - guitar • Peter - bass • Ian - bin lid • Pete - drums • Murphs - backing vocals
Draft report
Deadline crisis, budget blown
I drank a jug of coffee
Sent it for QA, but there’s
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So I rush to revise, get my draft finalised
If I was a director a trainee would help me
The opposite applies
Deadline is tight, work ‘til midnight
Another draft, not right, not quite
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It doesn’t have to be wrong to be corrected
It doesn’t have to be a basket case nightmare first time client making changes just for fun
It doesn’t have to be broke to need fixing
It has to be rewritten to be right
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Exec summary, the client won’t agree
Due date, they’re on leave
Just wait, I seethe
New facts, update, update!
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And there always are
And there always are
And there always are
And there always are
